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Dear Friends,

I write to you from the desk of a man that has changed. Changed, you ask. Yes, changed. Really Nick? Yes, really James. Now quit asking questions so that I may continue with my explanation.

Well I first noticed a change when I returned home from work on my lunch break. There was this little brown box that looked unattractive but small and curious. yes, the box was curious, as to why it was ugly but so small. When I lifted the box I noticed that when I looked up, everything seemed clearer. You see, I wear glasses sometimes (only very seldom) because my eyes are not perfect. Yet, just upon touching the package my eyesight had been corrected.

As I delved deeper into the boxes I came upon the most attractive, little black box I had ever seen. A picture of Nelly Furtado graced the front. She was staring at me, as if to say, “hey there bog {(or big), depending on where you currently reside} boy, you want to dance!” But she really wasn’t saying that because it was just a picture. The box was sexy and I mean SEXY. (Kind of like how Bryan looks in his running shorts and nothing else.) I would say that just the box was as big as the oldest iPod. I thought to myself, ” there is no way that everything they say is included is actually included, IT WOULD NEVER FIT!” Was I ever wrong. I opened the box and immediately tears fell down my cheeks. The most beautiful piece of equipment I had ever seen was staring back at me. I could have swron I heard it say “Da Da.” But then I realized that my dad was in the kitchen trying to remember the words to the chicken dance.

So, there I was with this scintillating iPod, with all its majesty and gloriousness?? sitting perfectly in this little black box. Underneath, everything(headphones, USB Cable, Manuals) were all so small and delicate like the fingers of a child, eating pudding only with its hands. I immediately plugged it in and opened iTunes. What? I touched nothing and my computer and the iPod were syncing. Like the iPod could read my mind. (Steve Jobs, i am on to you). At last victory had been achieved. My library from one computer, only 19 gigs worth, was uploaded onto my iPod.

How it has changed my life:

1) I have lost 5 pounds and can feel my muscles getting bigger.

2) I have 20/20 vision and can even see through guys shirts…

3) There is an overgrowing group of attractive women following me wherever I go.

4) Excuse this but it had to be mentioned. I think “it” got bigger.

5) My teeth are whiter, straighter and perfect.

6) Last but not least, I now have millions of dollars that just randomly appeared in my accounts.

but that is not all….

To be Continued…………

Here is a picture of me and my iPod having a laugh… http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/322964.jpg

Here is a pic of me and my iPod taking a walk…. http://www.enchantedlearning.com/dgifs/Dragon_bw.GIF

I expected to see a post on this at about 5:07 tonight. As you can all see, that did not happen.

Nick, has it changed your life? Made you happy? Perhaps make you feel cool?

Give us the details. Your songs are killing me softly. Where’s the pictures? A YouTube of you opening the package? A review perhaps?

This is a ACTIVE blog Nick. What happened to our plans to become the Gizmodo/Engadget of Iowa?

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